Monday, June 4, 2012

THUMMAS @GLORIAS BIGBIG FAAAAATWedding - Comedyvs tragedy

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THUMMAS @GLORIAS  BIGBIG FAAAAATWedding - Comedyvs tragedy
...........one fine morning,once upon atime...nov 10,1997.........began the grate adeventure..comical story live not TV show but live24X7 tom $JERRYshow!!!venue Ayroor My ancestral house...taditonally syran christain=don't be fooled=follow syrian littugy parrot singingjingbang band..without understanding kuriylaaaaaaaaayison..barekummmaaaaaaar...i paarrot lip srvice--now also don't know what it means???QQ?answer at back of liitturgy book but never enterd my heart or head]...........bride go to church from father's house nobut grapa's ancestral house...so whole jingbabg team had to pack up from calicut go to Ayroor for wedding!my only unclespa's small bo0 lives there!............morning went to beautypalor ...this hfunda beautician refused a 'trial makep show'
Amma dropped me returned to oversee guests..this lady did one hifunda hais style with long yelloow wild flowers on my head jutting over my ears on one side...iwas amused but nosay..tough lady ...blade company famous family ther--razrorbladepvtbankexhorts high interst frm people...put on saree figure out no FALLS AT BOTTOM!ANYWAY ,golmol reached home in a ;;hifonda decorated car=4 doors..one violet orchid floer each and one fummu coconut treeminiature leat razor blade billjust for that 'funny set up' rs 3000=$30000..unheard charge for ...anyway i got the messge never do buzziness withrazor blade blans=lspvtlinited!...act greeeedy.....amma shocked...preethu shocked...preethu my elest chechy..army Colnel' beewiji...amm's eldest sister[no  more']daughter..5'10 brbie doll modeh 24mmwaist beauty..even now..Ilook likr her mother now!!?....All the yellow flowers wetre dismantled.....then bedgan the ...journey to Parumala...ihad decided my car should bethesmallest car=so maruthi suzuki ...unclescar..jingbang came in bid car..so..inlpovepoplewonderedwhysnmall car bride why?....it was gomols...idea fantastico
........before that flash back....i neveraskefd thumm about god...happy got a gomolfuish who doesnt drink or smoke...all syran chtratank drinkwine,brinewithsardinefisghceruuty$kappa=topioca bolid......thumma's papa tols apps  they only attend cni chuch in bathala panjan  as no orthopod chrch...appa thought good weill have wedding in evenjejjycal chrch...towsdsoctober trunk callpunjab  wedding at parunala orthopod churs!papafamil garnmfammil?/qqq?why you're marry?..papasaid parumalchrch=sentimental vluce..chuchland$$$$donted by my granpap...su grapawas buried inside church not ouside chuchb'cocof$$$$$$....before my wedding orhopod bookdtudt trascrip.tabslate,trandssubstitut,TRANSSUBSTANTATION!...SO ONE SONDAY MORNIND I WAS TAKEN TO AYROOR ORTHOPOB CHRCH TO MAKE ME REAL CHRISTIAN WITHMOORON OIL ANOINTING....BY MY OEWN KUIKKUMANNILFLT PRISET...KUIKKU=NOOSE ...I REPEATED ALLPARROT PRAYER,,HAIL MARY ALSO....GOLMOL KNEW VERY WELL IT WAS WRONG BUT GOLMOL CHOSE TIO BETRAY JESUS B'COZ OF PRINCE CHARNIMG $$$$$ORTHOPD DOCCMS WALLAH NO BOOSZRE NO SMOKR!...
              WEDDING CEREMONY OVER....WHIE SAREE DISATER NOFALLS..SOON AFTER WEDDING BRIDE CHABNES SAREE MANTHEAKOBI MORE HEAVY KANSCHEEPURAM SILK COLRFUL'''TO EVERYONES SHOCK PAPNLOVE SAIS NO CHANGING IT'S LATE...AMMA TRIED CONVINCING..WHITE SREE HOPELESS WITHOUT FALLS!I ALSO FELY ..TFATHER-INLAW WON!GOL MOL FIST GIRL IN SRYRAN CHRISTIAN HISTORY NOT TO WEAR MABTHRAKODI SAREE,,,AMMAFEKT BULLIED....SO MUCH MONREY SOPEN TON THE SAREE...BUT THESEPEOPLZ NEVER UBDERSTOOD OR APOLOGISED FOR THIS BEHAVIR ALWAYS FOND WAYS OF POINTING FINGER AT ME ABD FANILT COMANT...GOMOL SO PANPEREG TOOCONNINFD...I TOTALLY AGRRE..!
                   aFTER THAT HELL WITH ROYAL FAMILY..ESCAPESD AS GOT MS ophthalmology dseat in ludhiana..begore that golmlo with in loves in batal thumma @cmc......now golmol royal familt living a ligfe of grace recionviliation..i love them they love..alllove all overthe place!
wedding cake joke!thumma acts like heis blind when fhe seefood..reflected in his pauch...?small kagarroo poch!cut the cake thumma ate everything without giving giolmol whole crowd laughed.....my clan will never forget thummagloria jokes famoes!

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